Aren't I cute? My biggest fans are pretty girls and really fruity guys. They can't get enough of me.
I'm a brindle and white English Bulldog puppy. I'm adopted by a Chinaman and a white lady. I live in San Diego with them and my sister Ariel, an eight year old white English Bulldog. Here she is.
I'm pretty sure that she hates me. She growls at me a lot, and has never, ever offered to lick my nuts for me.
I enjoy peeing on inappropriate things (carpet, my toys, sweaters and T-shirts that might be laying around), chewing inappropriate things (wiimotes, furniture, mommy's thongs), eating, and napping. Since I'm a bulldog, I'm very inflexible, and that's why I can't lick my nuts.
I know. It's a bad thing to be a dog and not be able to lick my own nuts and/or ass. This blog is about my daily struggle as cute as hell bulldog who has everything in the world...but can't lick his own nuts.
1 comment:
dear buddy, i think you are a little too obsessed with licking your nuts. i think its over rated!!!! maybe you need a doggy shrink. also, aerial doesn't hate you. she's just menopausal!!!
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