My Support Group

Hi everyone, Buddy here. I went to my support group today, where I can interact with other dogs who can't lick their nuts. My daddy said it's called the Afternoon San Diego English Bulldog Meetup Group.



My sister Ariel is also a Bulldog, so she can't lick her nether-parts either. But she doesn't really like me, so I don't get much support from her. Here she is talking to some other Bulldogs.


Sometimes I think she doesn't like me because I'm not white.

Anyway, I think the support group is great. It helps to know that I'm not alone, and that there are other dogs out there who lack the flexibility to lick their own nuts.

Here I am with a new friend, who is also named Buddy.


We chatted a bit and then licked each other's nuts.


This big guy is Bubba.


His red rocket is showing.

When the meeting was over, we started walking home. That's when I saw my new friend, Ceasar, in his stroller.


I think it's awesome. He doesn't even have to walk home!

All in all, it was a great time. I met some new friends, and it was great getting support from fellow Bulldogs. Plus, I got my nuts licked. I can't wait until the next meeting!

Hello

Hi! My name is Buddy Lee!



Aren't I cute? My biggest fans are pretty girls and really fruity guys. They can't get enough of me.

I'm a brindle and white English Bulldog puppy. I'm adopted by a Chinaman and a white lady. I live in San Diego with them and my sister Ariel, an eight year old white English Bulldog. Here she is.


I'm pretty sure that she hates me. She growls at me a lot, and has never, ever offered to lick my nuts for me.


I enjoy peeing on inappropriate things (carpet, my toys, sweaters and T-shirts that might be laying around), chewing inappropriate things (wiimotes, furniture, mommy's thongs), eating, and napping. Since I'm a bulldog, I'm very inflexible, and that's why I can't lick my nuts.

I know. It's a bad thing to be a dog and not be able to lick my own nuts and/or ass. This blog is about my daily struggle as cute as hell bulldog who has everything in the world...but can't lick his own nuts.